This must have been sometime between 4th and 6th grade.  My ears stuck out from wearing my baseball cap to bed.

Ah, the 70s.  High school senior picture... such a fashion plate!

Growing up in plays, here I was Tom Sawyer.

Few know that I invented the famous saying "I see dead people."

Always the inventor, here I delicately adjusted my Still Life of a Dead Chicken In Motion.

The newspaper photographer just happened to have a zoom lens on me at the moment I broke a vaulting pole.

I loved the pole vault... it was such a great sport.

Up, up, and awayyyy!

Wrestling was a lot of fun, too.  The long bus trips were spent telling crusty old jokes over and over.

High school football... grrrrr!

The high school football team.  I am trying to remember if we ever won a game.

The college track team.

My college pose.  Leather elbow patches on the sleeves... how fashionable!

Every guy needs to grow facial hair at least once.  I think it's a law or something.

Then sometimes we overdo the facial hair thing.

After a wild time at Johnny's bachelor party, I became Black Eyed Bill.

Intel days, where I learned about karaoke.